temparuteishigh asked:Will do, man. Just gimme’ a mask and a bag with a gun and I’ll be on my way.
Okay!
Oh, no—wait! I’m not gonna fall for that one.
At least, not again. I’m still on clean-up duty at the station.
temparuteishigh asked:Hey, bring me with you too fight crime I wanna see how it goes.
Dude, no way. The last guy I brought on a ride-along was Eric, and he crapped his pants.
‘Course if you’re that eager to see the inside of a cop car, you could always commit a crime, and I’ll come arrest ya!
moeby asked:are you man pretty, kelso? how does one exactly get to be “man pretty?”
Uh… have you seen me?
The best way to become man-pretty is to be born man-pretty, like I was. The second best way is to be born with the potential to become man-pretty, like Fez.
Then all you gotta do is find a man-pretty friend who was born that way, and he’ll bring it outta you. The right hair and clothing do a lot—unless you got an uggo horse-face.
Some things can’t be fixed.
temparuteishigh asked:Huh?
Wha—?
classycleo asked:what has been your best kiss, and who was it with?
Dude, there’s no way I can tell you that.I’ve kissed so many chicks!
chinchillachillin asked:I’ve always wondered… what is your favorite band of ALL TIMEEE!
It’s gotta be KISS.
No, wait… Pink Floyd.
No, KISS.
Actually, it’s Led Zeppelin, but Hyde always knuckles me in the eye when I say that. He’s still pissed Donna didn’t give him the ticket to the Zeppelin show and thinks I should’ve have even tried to get it, but I was totally gonna try ‘cause I did an oral report on “Stairway to Heaven” in ninth grade.
crashcolors asked wrongorhilarious:KELSO! Is it wrong that I had trouble breathing a little when I found your blog? Anyway…. I noticed you like Rock em Sock em Robots. Would you be happy if I bought you a set for your next birthday?
Dude, awesome! If you got me a set of ‘em that would make sure I kicked Hyde’s ass every time we played, that’d be the coolest thing ever!
Haha, well I’m not sure I can make it do that, but maybe you can stick gum on his robot so it can’t move!
Oh, that’s a great idea! I like the way you think.
Hyde’ll never know what hit him—or his robot.
If he finds out, don’t tell him it was me. Also, expect to be hit. But good luck with your robot match.
Oh, he won’t hit me. I bought some new kicks, and they’re the fastest ones in the country. Yeah, I’ll kick his ass at Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots then run like hell.
zeppelin9953 asked:If you could do one last crazy stupid thing, what would that crazy stupid thing be?
Oh, man… that’s a toughy.
I’m a father now, so I have to set a good example for my kid. I want her to know anything’s possible if you try, so…
I’d perfect my invisibility potion and use it to prevent crimes before they happened.
chchburn asked:Kelso, what would you do if you walked into the Hub and there were a bunch of naked ladies having a pillow fight?
Join in—d’uh!
crashcolors asked wrongorhilarious:KELSO! Is it wrong that I had trouble breathing a little when I found your blog? Anyway…. I noticed you like Rock em Sock em Robots. Would you be happy if I bought you a set for your next birthday?
Dude, awesome! If you got me a set of ‘em that would make sure I kicked Hyde’s ass every time we played, that’d be the coolest thing ever!
Haha, well I’m not sure I can make it do that, but maybe you can stick gum on his robot so it can’t move!
Oh, that’s a great idea! I like the way you think.
Hyde’ll never know what hit him—or his robot.
